Monday, November 29, 2010

Don't Do It



I have never liked the idea of a pizza buffet and have always wisely stayed away from them until recently. Against my better judgment, I went to this place for dinner. To sum it up, don't bother. Yes, it is cheap but also bear in mind that you get what you pay for.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Belly Kiss Photos



Is it me or is it hilarious when a pregnant women gets a photo done of their young child posing next to their belly? I cannot help but to see a young child's face up against an ass. Tell me that doesn't look like an ass!?

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Hulk Hogan: Amazon Shopping



Is it me or does it appear as if Hulk Hogan has been doing some shopping on Amazon?

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

DC Improv - Norm MacDonald








I have completed yet another enjoyable trip to the DC Improv. This time, Norm MacDonald was the special guest from such movies as Dirty Work and Billy Madison and television shows Saturday Night Live and self titled sitcom Norm.

I had the opportunity to meet Norm after the show and like the other Improv comedians I have met, he was very nice and down to earth. It is refreshing to meet people that are well known that are actually nice people. I currently do not have any plans to return to the Improv but I intend on it once future guests are named.

Again, I urge taking the trip out to your local Improv location for a good and relatively inexpensive experience.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Shoe Humor

What do you call it when your girlfriend obsesses about a pair of shoes?......

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Panera (Bread Overload)



Don't me wrong, I really enjoy Panera Bread but it has occurred to me that by doing bread to THAT extent is dangerous.

As you can see in this picture, a baguette, a bread bowl, the top of a bread bowl, and a pannini.

I heard in the future they intend on introducing bread covered apples:


Saturday, October 9, 2010

Carlo's Bakery - Hoboken, NJ





On Columbus Day weekend I went to the famous Carlo's Bakery in Hoboken, NJ. It is perhaps better known as the location of the show Cake Boss on TLC. I am a fan of the show and was planning a trip to New York City so I thought it would be a good opportunity to stop in. It is an easy ride to Hoboken via the PATH train from the 33rd street subway station under the Manhattan Mall.

Before going, I read a ton of reviews on both good and bad experiences. Most of the negative reviews were geared toward long waiting times so I went into it expecting to wait a while. I arrived around 11 AM and was there a total of about an hour and half as there were quite a few people. There was a staff member acting as crowd control as patrons lined the sidewalks out front. Once inside, there were many people waiting for their number to be called. You are given a number on your entry so when we got there it was on 28 and we were 53.

Once you get in, you just sort of stand around until your number is called. I was able to get glimpses of some of the show's regulars, which was kind of neat. In fact, they were taping an episode upstairs while we were there.

While a bit pricey but also very good, I would not recommend coming here unless you are a fan of the show. To just get baked goods would certainly not be worth your wait. With all the fame and publicity that the show has, I am sure that this kind of wait is normal. Sadly, this place has become a tourist trap for regular patrons from the neighborhood from what I gather.

PS We got lobster tails, red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese frosting, and some sort of strawberry shortcake cookies.

Vulgar Places

Here is a list of real town names from around the world (sorry for the vulgarity of the post but they are being used in proper context):

Anus, France

Shitterton, England

Tittybong, Victoria

Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Pussy, France

Condom, France

Dildo, Newfoundland and Labrador

Fucking, Austria